- Mark Twain in Eruption
An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere.
- A Tramp Abroad
Yes, you are right--I am a moralist in disguise; it gets me into heaps of trouble when I go thrashing around in political questions.
- Letter to Helene Picard,
Feb. 22, 1902

History has tried hard to teach us that we can't have good government under politicians. Now, to go and stick one at the very head of the government couldn't be wise.
- New York Herald, 8/26/1876